Reply to topic  [ 9 posts ] 
 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!) 
Author Message
Gnarl's cooperator
User avatar

Joined: 27 May 2012, o 20:25
Posts: 169
Location: London
Has thanked: 24 times
Have thanks: 4 times
Server: US1
Post 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
Try to make your own in under 2 minutes! If I get enough, I might make a wall of fame type thing =) You can submit poetry from other 'sites if you're lazy!
Because it's only 2 Minutes, your poetry can be terrible!

Old Darko Gnarl
Old Pegleg Gnarl
Could run a mile,
If his leg weren't made of wood.
Pushed down the stairs,
was beyond repairs
Oh his "Youthful days" were good.

Now he smokes a pipe
Near the end of his life,
His company a stick.
Hangs out in the tavern
With his good friend varhorn,
All he's missing is a...Errm...leg. That's right a leg.

_________________
LevelOne/Vixinity Us1 Voodoo Lv. 101
-You can message me whilst in game for any help with quests etc.


Last edited by Vixinity on 30 May 2012, o 14:35, edited 2 times in total.



28 May 2012, o 01:04
Profile
Taernian the refugee

Joined: 29 May 2012, o 18:15
Posts: 1
Has thanked: 0 time
Have thanks: 0 time
Post Re: 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
Dragon in my Bed
Tired I was, so I went to bed
Until I shrieked out in dread
Under the covers lay a red and yellow thing
Curled up in a ball, the size of a ring
He snarled at me, his name was valgarog
And he was no larger than a dog
I told him that this was my bed
And he had no right to say what he said
But he ignored me and began to sing instead
His singing however, was not so sweet
And I told him that I rather eat raw meat
Then listen to his horrendous beat.
I grabbed my earplugs
When his humming began to sound like clinking mugs
He scowled at me and told me to let him be
I scowled back and said, “Just watch me!”
I grabbed him by the tail
And he began to wail
I flung him onto my floor
And he stared at my door
He disappeared in a poof of smoke
So to celebrate the silence I went and had a coke.

Sorry its not good :?


29 May 2012, o 18:20
Profile
Gnarl's cooperator
User avatar

Joined: 27 May 2012, o 20:25
Posts: 169
Location: London
Has thanked: 24 times
Have thanks: 4 times
Server: US1
Post Re: 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
No that's a good one! It doesn't matter if they're not good anyway, after all it's 2 minute poetry ^_^
Plus, yours is related to Taern - Even better...

_________________
LevelOne/Vixinity Us1 Voodoo Lv. 101
-You can message me whilst in game for any help with quests etc.


29 May 2012, o 18:55
Profile
Wandering in the Tunnels
User avatar

Joined: 16 Mar 2012, o 21:42
Posts: 115
Has thanked: 0 time
Have thanks: 0 time
Post Re: 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
Funny, I've found both poems in other sites not related to Taern :)

Garthmog was a dragon, the scariest of them all,
then one mage decided, to get the Dragon's Bone.
He went for a trip, he wasn't scared a bit,
but mighty dragon Garthmog killed him with one hit.

Mage was very brave,
but Garthmog put him into grave.
Now he has to play with death,
what kind of card will he get?


And other, related to one of the quests :twisted:

There was a farmer Billy,
he lived with his doughter in the Village.
He loved his doughter very much,
especially he loved to touch.

All Billy's friends loved small Emily,
How much they loved her, you ask me?
So much that she
ran out with a blood on her knees.


Yes I know. I will burn in hell :twisted:


30 May 2012, o 02:25
Profile
Gnarl's cooperator
User avatar

Joined: 27 May 2012, o 20:25
Posts: 169
Location: London
Has thanked: 24 times
Have thanks: 4 times
Server: US1
Post Re: 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
Wait how on earth did you find taern poetry elsewhere? Lucky :P

Edit: -Are the quests based from traditional stories or poetry, mabye?

_________________
LevelOne/Vixinity Us1 Voodoo Lv. 101
-You can message me whilst in game for any help with quests etc.


30 May 2012, o 06:15
Profile
Wandering in the Tunnels
User avatar

Joined: 16 Mar 2012, o 21:42
Posts: 115
Has thanked: 0 time
Have thanks: 0 time
Post Re: 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
http://kingpoetry.com/limmedieval.htm in the middle of the page, anyway how did You add pope into Taern's world? In taern there is not such person, like pope.

Second poem (also not related with Taern) http://www.familyfriendpoems.com/poem/dragon-in-my-bed

Vixinity wrote:
-Are the quests based from traditional stories or poetry, mabye?

What do You mean by that? Quests were made by administrator (I don't know from where he takes the inspiration). These quests were made first on polish server (so was the game), and now after many years You can play it also in english, so every quest, and all the game have to be translated.


30 May 2012, o 13:56
Profile
Gnarl's cooperator
User avatar

Joined: 27 May 2012, o 20:25
Posts: 169
Location: London
Has thanked: 24 times
Have thanks: 4 times
Server: US1
Post Re: 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
Alright alright, I changed mine. -I think you'll like it xD

_________________
LevelOne/Vixinity Us1 Voodoo Lv. 101
-You can message me whilst in game for any help with quests etc.


30 May 2012, o 14:37
Profile
Simon's student
User avatar

Joined: 29 May 2012, o 14:43
Posts: 75
Location: England
Has thanked: 0 time
Have thanks: 1 time
Server: UK1 / EU1
Post Re: 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
Once i was training at the skeletons
So come on and join me fellows.


Haha, makes no sense.
I think i should not make any poetrys. :P

Cheers. :D

_________________
- Click here to join The Pride of Taern!
- Skax - The well known adventurer since 2012. Knew nothing, but dying and whining.
- Dawix - Lvl 70 - Barbarian -
- Mandela - Lvl 61 - Voodoo -
- Skax - Lvl 36 - Not alive -
- UK1 -


30 May 2012, o 17:16
Profile
One foot in Haligard
User avatar

Joined: 15 Feb 2015, o 23:38
Posts: 44
Location: Montenegro
Has thanked: 21 times
Have thanks: 14 times
Server: UK1 / EU1
Post Re: 2 minute Taern Poetry! (Submit your own!)
Going trough the cave
this game doesnt have a save

there was a bear inside
he was so wide

i was doing task
had to make a flask

i tought i was going to die
but somehow i survived

bear had no chance
after i done the dance-----(flying knee and severe)

the job was almost done
but fun has just begun

XDDDDDDDD
took me little more than 2 mins

_________________
Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet.

Noob sheed lvl85 atm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw !!!


22 May 2015, o 10:28
Profile
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Reply to topic   [ 9 posts ] 

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to: